Unfortunately, the money in this money bag isn't legal tender. It is edible though...and chocolate!
Course, if you are looking for ways to increase your money flow, I'd like to suggest that you stick to socially acceptable means of doing so - you know, playing the lottery, marrying rich (I'm joking here, people!), or working diligently at your place of employment. Definitely refrain from getting up to any monkey business...
What kind of monkey business, you say? I don't want to give you any ideas, but I'd suggest that if the activity results in any of the following, you may want to steer clear of it. Just a suggestion though.
For example, an activity that results in a loud "crash," "bam," "pow," or "ka-boom" will more than likely decrease your cash flow...
I wouldn't recommend getting involved in any car chases or drag races either...
The drawback? Chances are you're going to get caught and the car will be towed. And I'd be willing to bet your tow truck driver won't be nearly as friendly and fun as this hill billy truck...
And, finally, definitely steer clear of anything that involves handcuffs, badges, or the police...
It could be years before you get to say "Goodbye Warden, Hello World" again.
"Book 'em, Danno!"
This post made me laugh, a lot. :)
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